MacGyver is better than you.

God bless Angus MacGyver. Shit scared of guns, his action hero style involved everyday things and a bucket load of knowledge. Like a love child between Indiana Jones and a Womble.

If you got a problem, Yo I'll solve it...
...with a few bits of bric-a-brac I so happen to have concealed on my person. Oh yes - he is that good. When faced with a insurmountable wall, MacGyver converts an umbrella into a grappling hook! If it rained he'd probably build an umbrella factory out of a wall and bunch of Chinese students than just so happened to be lying around. What would Lee-Jon do? Moan and get as sodden as a tea bag in a bed-wetter's mattress going over Niagara Falls.

Not MacGyver... he's the fucking Swiss army knife of action heroes. Got a flat tyre and being trailed by goons in a sporty Ford Capri? - I'd be fucking ruined, limping around the road like a three-legged dog in clown shoes. But MacGyver, with his montage of science and technology, can fix everything and be home in time to see his chiselled face on the news. The slick bastard.

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tags ( MacGyver | Richard Dean Anderson )